does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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