shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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