he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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