Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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