Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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