all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
