Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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