Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize
