Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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