Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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