i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
