So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Randomize
