ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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