Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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