This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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