I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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