I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just found puke in my bra..
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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