it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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