sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
