Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Randomize
