I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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