i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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