So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Randomize
