Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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