out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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