i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
