You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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