i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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