Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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