awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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