I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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