I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize
