One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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