Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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