i just google imaged poop.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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