so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Sober January is a disaster.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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