Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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