Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
