To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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