is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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