Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
