Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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