Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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