ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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