They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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