Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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