normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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