You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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