Can i not drive my cunt home
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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