I'm gonna have a badass scar
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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