my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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