Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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