turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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