Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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