so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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