White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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